Wednesday, July 17, 2013

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The Voice


First the old standbys:

Stu Dent
Jim Nasium
Justin Case

and one that I just heard (apparantly a real name!):
Norman Conquest

Must be a real first name and a plausible last name that together make a word or phrase. No initials, please (eg: I.P. Nightly) -- too easy.



Answer
Are you in luck! I pulled the following from the Car Talk website - there are more there. I thought these were the best:

Physical Therapist
Eustace Kane

Safari Planner
Sarah Anne Getty

Sleep Clinic Operator
Betty Bayh
 
Accounts Payable Administrator
Imelda Czechs

Airline Seat Tester
Wilma Butfit

Air Traffic Controller
Ulanda U. Lucky

Alternative Fuel Consultant
Amanda Livering Cole

Appeals Specialist
Bud Uronner

Arbitration Expert
Viola Fuss

Art Critics
Phyllis Steen
Dot Snice

Assertiveness Training Coach
Lois Steem

Director of Computer Services
Sy Burnett

Assistant Disciplinarian
Joaquin D'Planque

Transportation Coordinator
Orson Buggy

Bail Bond Provider
Freida Gogh

Biblical Scholar
Vera Lee Isay

Big Band Leader
Juan Anatou

Blues Coordinator
Mahamadan Ptolemy

Bob Dylan Specialist
I. Shelby Released

Breath tester
Eureka Garlic

Bunjee Jump Director
Hugo First

Caffeine Addiction Counselor
Bruno Moore

Opera Critic
Barbara Seville

Chicken Soup Provisioner
Kent Hoyt

Child Transportation Specialist
Minnie Van Driver

Children's Menu Adviser
Bea Farrone

Clothing Designer
Hugh Jass

Commencement Speaker
Gladys Overwith

Compassion Coordinator
Ophelia Paine

Complaint Line Operator
Xavier Breath

Conservative Political Commentator
Eileen Tudor-Wright

12-Step Recovery Program Coordinator
Cody Pendant

Copyright Attorney
Pat Pending

Crash Tester
Hope Anna Prayer

Credit Counselor
Max Stout

Criminal Justic Expert
Lauren Order

Customer Car Care Representative
Haywood Jabuzoff

Defense Attorney
Hyronymis B. Blind

Dental Hygienist
Ginger Vitis

Dermatologist
Don Pickett

Desi Arnaz Biographer
Ike Arumba

Director of Gender Studies
Amanda B. Reckondwythe

Director of Purchasing
Lois Bidder

Director of Sports Information
Linus Crimmage

Director of Staff Pay Increases
Xavier Breath

Dog Trainer
Don Chase Katz

Downsizing Expert
Candace Guy

Ebay Specialist
Selma Junkoff

Electronics Technician
Sammy Conductor

Emergency Preparedness Director
Ron Lykell

Emergency Room Physician
Henrietta Badclam

Emissions Tester
Justin Hale

Empathy Coach
Enzo Watt

Evasive Driving Instructor
Vera Bruptly

Fashion Consultant
Natalie Attired

French Dogwalker
Poupon Degrasse

Grammar Consultant
I.M. Shirley Wright

Head of Division of Threat Assessment
Ewen Whatarmy

Head of Bldgs. & Grounds
Moe D'Lawn

Head of Personal Security
C. Howie Run

Head of Security
Barb Dwyer

Head of Working Mother Support Group
Erasmus B. Dragon

Holiday Wardrobe Consultant
Don Weenau

Hospitality Director
Doris Shutt

Literary Critic
Al Ligori

Jazz music Coordinator
Bertha Deblues

Leader of The Former Edsel Dealers Support Group
Eustace L. Emmons

Leo Tolstoy biographer
Warren Peace

Lighting Expert
Shanda Lear

Local News Reporter
Phil Mataleven

Locksmith
Eustace Nailfile

Long-Distance Truck Driver
Etienne Wheeler

Marine Biologist
Frieda Wales

Loan Consultant
Nora Lenderbee

Moving Van Driver
Carrie DeSofa

Louvre Guide
Desdemona Lisa

Spokesperson
Howie Vasive

Salary Negotiator
Nicole Anne Dime

Pedestrian
Jay Walker

Pension Fund Manager
Dot Comstock

Personal Makeup Artist
Bud Tuggli

Personal Trainer
Jim Shortz

Philosopher
Wanda Y. Datso

PowerPoint Producer
Boris TâDeth

PR Director
Bea Esser

Practical Joke Evaluator
Odessa Goodwyn

Press Secretary
Don B. Zonozi

Proof Reader
Erin Spelling

Pseudonym Consultant
Norm De Plume

Puzzler Tester
Otis S. Hard

Race Team Driver
Andy Zoff

Rafting Guide
Euphrates Rapids

Regional Director, Atlanta
Frank Lee Scarlett

Rental Property Managers
Ulysses Up
Condoleeza B. Broken

Russian Chauffeur
Picov Andropov

Russian Intern
Igor Beaver

Used Sales Director
Aziz Nowarranti

Satellite Radio Critic
Candace B. Sirius

Seat Cushion Tester
Mike Easter

Accountant from the Paris Office
Count De Monet

Senior Citizen Driving Instructor
Tonya Blinkeroff

Ornithologist
Seymour Robbiins

Shop Foreman
Luke Bizzy

Solicitor of New Ideas
Obie Quiet

Mountain Climber
Arianna Topp

Bikini Waxer
Harry Mouval

Cardiologist
Angie O'Plasty

Chaperone
Theresa Crowd

Chaplain
Neil Down

Forger
Vera Similitude

Gossip Columnist.
Bud Inski

Intern
Lois Rung

Kitchen Designer
Joaquin Freezer

Kleptomaniac
Heidi Silver

Mortician
Barry L. Plotz

Orthopedist
Denise Hoyt

Staff Psychologist
Les Moody

Snowplow Driver
Frasier Tushov

Statistician
Marge Innovera

Summer Intern
Gladys Overnow

Swedish Attorney
Bjorn Liar

Swimwear Designer
C. Bigby Heinz

Table Saw Operator
Les Digits

Tactiturn Poet
Kurt Rhymer

Tailor
Euripedes Imenedes

Tax Consultant
Lou Pole

Telephone Complaint Taker
Opal Lease

Landscape Designer
Roxanne Debris

Travel Agent
Lois Faire

Urgent Response Coordinator
Candace Waite

Used Car Salesman
Alexis Itznot

What is there to do in Cleveland?




Tristan


I'm here for a few performances... I don't know what there is to do. This place doesn't seem to.... I don't know.


Answer
Well, though this city might not have much to offer, you can still have a great time there. :P

========== Tourist attractions========
If you prefer to do typical tourist things, you will also get a long list of places worth visiting. :)
For sightseeing, you can go to Cleveland Arcade â one of the most famous landmarks in the city. And there is a wonderful food court right next to the attraction, do not miss out it.

Other âmust-visitâ tourist attractions in Cleveland include Cleveland Metroparks, Kent Sate University Museum, James A. Garfield National Historic site, Cleveland Botanical Garden, Museum of Art, Museum of Natural History etc.

Places like Steamship William G. Mather Museum
Western Reserve Historical Society
Akron Zoo
Hower House Victorian Mansion, National
Presidential First Ladies Museum and
Library and Canton Classic Car Museum might also great options.

If possible, pay a visit to Rock and roll hall of fame, great lakes science center, William G. Mather Museum and USS Cod are located in downtown area.

==========Bars & clubs========
As for places to hang out, you might head to some nightclubs in Cleveland area. some of them are really nice. below are a few options for you:

House of Blues Cleveland.
308 Euclid Avenue, Cleveland, OH 44114
They will open from 11:30 am to 10 pm, from Tuesday through Friday. Actually, there will be an exciting event taking place at the HOB tonight - Sara Bareilles w/ Raining Jane. Unfortunately, the tickets have been sold out already.

The Mercury Lounge is also a nice option. If you do visit this venue, chances are you can catch a concert or show there.

There are also some pickup bars/clubs, these will be ideal places for you:
*Shooters at 1148 Main Ave, Cleveland, OH 44113
This bar boasts a fantastic view and Indoor/outdoor patio for people to have some drinks and relaxing conversations.
216-861-6900
http://www.shootersflats.com

* The Velvet Dog - 1280 W. 6th St.Cleveland, OH 44113 - 216-664-1116
This bar is also a wonderful dance club. They have outdoor and rooftop patio, so you can enjoy a great view of the surrounding areas while chatting and playing.
http://www.velvetdogcleveland.com

* Dive Bar - 1214 W. 6th St.Cleveland, OH 44113 - 216-621-7827
Well, itâs a sports bar, so chances are you can meet singles who are also fans of your favorite sports team. :)
http://www.divebarcleveland.com

==========places to eat========
Well, Cleveland has some wonderful restaurants for sure. Below are just a few of them which I like the most. For you to refer to⦠:)

*Wonton Gourmet & BBQ - 3211 Payne Ave, Cleveland, OH 44114
This restaurant opens from 11am to 11:30 pm every day, except Tuesdays. you can make a reservation at (216) 875-7000.

*Vincenza's Pizza & Pasta - 603 Prospect Ave E, Cleveland, OH 44115
(216) 241-8382
Itâs also a pretty good option. Award-winning food at reasonable prices. Amazing pizzas. They serve lunch and dinner. The only shame is that this restaurant closed early, about 6:30pm.

* Ponte Vecchio â2100 Superior Via, Cleveland, OH 44113
(216) 556-8200
Thatâs a place for you guys to have a romantic dinner. Well, great atmosphere, delicious food and nice staff. They got a really special menu and you can enjoy a good selection of drinks there.

This info might be useful for you. Wish you an enjoyable trip in Cleveland.




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